Crazy Tollgate Gal!!!!

I am really piss off! I just hit a cow and now I had to deal with another snobbish tollgate girl! I asked for her help and she just ignored me! My car is loward enough (not as flashing red ferrari) and I can't reached the 'Touch n Go' scanner, so I'm asking the girl to help me to slide the card on the scanner. Is it hard enough to do it? Hello...you are incharge of that lane..so whenever a customer needed your help, feel please to hand it over. Well, girl...you have brought my nerve to its limit...To Ariza or Aliza or whatever shit your name, you really piss me off!


P/S: I'm done with all dis attitude!

I Hit A COW!!!!!

This should be a continuos story of the Ferrari....On my way home from Datin's house.....

Ish,lambat dah ni...bukan nak kejan sangat pun tapi at least kalau leh tgk Akim punya performance pun OK gak....Memandangkan jalan kat Permatang bukan nya luas sangat,aku pun tak la berani nak pecut...lagipun jalan agak gelap la jugak...Tengah asyik bawak keta,tetiba ntah dari mana ntah muncul lembu sekor ni melintas...Aku noticed pun lembu tu dah tengah jalan...dengan panik nya, aku pun cepat2 tekan brek...Unfortunately,aku tak sempat ngelak and...I hit that COW!!!! GEDEBANGGGG!!! Bunyi kuat tak yah cakap la...DUG DAG DUG DAG heartbeat aku ni...Gila!! Terbabas keta aku, aku rasa lembu tu tergostan ke belakang kot...side mirror keta dah terkepak masuk dalam dah...tapi sempat gak aku tengok back mirror,apa jadi kat lembu tu, but then lembu tu selamba ja pi sambung lintas jalan lik. Adoi la... Lembu,lembu...awat la hang nak melintas time tu jugak...sib baik sempat brek kalau tak...lembu tu dah melayang atas keta...aku plak...Hmmm....Aku tak stop lama takut lembu tu mai cari aku...logik ka?heheeh...aku blah cepat and bawak keta sambil terkejut....keta aku kemek cikit kat bonet depan, at the same spot where I had an accident before....

A Day With FERRARI!!!!

Hope it's was mine.....Tadaaaa....!

FUCK U!!!!

This is a story of somebody in a daily life....

Abu: Bedah, FUCK U!!!!

Bedah : Abu, FUCK Forever!!!!!!

Eh, don't get it wrong...FUCK is just a word with four capital letters and with its very own meaning....

F- Friends

U- You

C- Can

K-Keep

heheeheh....But! A reminder...don't apply this word in your daily life...Or else you'll be in trouble!!!

THE END

MATAHARI

Tertutup sudah pintu pintu hatiku

Yang pernah dibuka waktu hanya untukmu

Kini kau pergi dari hidupkuKu harus relakanmu walau aku tak mau

Berjuta warna pelangi didalam hati

Sejenak luluh terhening menjauh pergi

Tak ada lagi cahaya suci

Semua nada beranjak aku terdiam sepi

Dengarlah matahariku suara tangisanku

Ku bersedih karena panah cinta menusuk jantungku

Ucapkan matahariku puisi tentang hidupku

Tentangku yang tak mampu menaklukkan

Brief:

Actually lagu ni tak la baru sangat,since aku tak layan sangat lagu indon2 ni....so maybe agak lambat jugak la aku nak bagi feedback kat lagu ni. Kalau di dengar bait2 lagu ni...sungguh la indahnya...meruntun2 jiwa...tambah2 lagi sapa2 yang tengah jiwang...aku tak amik port sangat...sampaila AF dah start. Lagu ni jadi pilihan si Rubisa...nyanyi punya pulun sampai senget lutut2 dia la kot...heheheehh....

Then,sambil teruk sangat dia nyanyi,tetiba ja aku ter realize lirik lagu ni....."Dengarlah matahariku....Ucapkan matahari ku...." So,confused aku dibuatnya...who and what is MATAHARI? Aku rasa cam MATAHARI refers to GOD of SUN plak! Kesian lah kat budak2 yang tak tau apa2 tapi cukup terer nyanyi lagu ni....Meruntun2 pulak aku dengar lirik ni..Hmm...ntah la...lagu2 indon ni bukan leh pakai sgt...tengok jalah another agnes's song yang dah di banned tu! Astagfirullahalazim!!!!

Ceria 220309

GILA! Ntah angin apa yang mai,aku p masuk audition JANGAN LUPA LIRIK! heheeh.....Actually, the main purpose is to company sepupu aku and her daughter masuk pakaian beragam yang di organized oleh ASTRO Ceria! Dah penat2 tunggu tu...jenjalan la kt booth2 yang ada. Tgk2 ada booth ASTRO Ria,g la lepak...sekali ada audition...tak menang pun takpa..janji dapat hadiah...so, dengan tak rasa segan silunya...aku volunteer myself and my cousin pun sama naik tak malu...register and took part...Well masa bagi nama tu...tak dak sapa pun...adala 5 orang ja kot....sekali time nak nyanyi tu,belambak la pulak! Adooooiiii!!! Buat poyo,hentam saja la...Syarat nyanyi 3 lagu,if excel, dapat masuk TV jumpa dengan Aznil! heheeheh....My turn is after my cousin....suma nyanyi 3 songs,so time aku tu...lepas abis ja 2nd song...dia nk bagi hadiah ja...aku plak dengan selamba ja mintak another one more song! Adoi...la tak malu sungguh! Dengan tak malu ni jugak la aku continue nyanyi...heheeh...lantak la....Tapi next booth tu ada contestant Raja Lawak 3 'LNJ'....tu pun aku bedal tangkap gambaq jugak.....

Little Miss Sunshine !!!!!!!

This is another story of my life,my family life....adoi la.....macam2 hal....

We went to KL on my both sisters Master registration. So, make it short, aku akan begin the story on our journey home....ok,total number of my family is 7,plus Boboy equal to 8. Pi dengan keta for sure la tak cukup, so kami p dengan van bapak aku tu....From KL, on highway towards north....about 2km before reached Tapah....tayar van pancit plak....nasib baik la dah dekat with RNR Tapah...so, we stopped by and change the tyre....bapak and abang aku tolong proseskan... sambil2 tu...isi tank perut sekali la....lebih kurang pas maghrib, we continued our journey. Masa tu dah start ujan and lebat jugak la...Tak sampai pun 1km ahead, enjin van mati la plak.....dah tu tak leh start pulak...Imagine sendiri la...highway gelap,ujan lebat, apa mau buat? So, kami stay dalam van while again, bapak and abang aku dok 'koseh' van bg start...dalam ujan lebat ni...'besa'la kt highway,banyak plak yg nk tolong....bukan PLUS tp besala ulat2 ni...actually bapak aku dah tau apa yg rosak....Root Cause : Fuse Enjin putus-----> fuse tak contact! And then PLUS pn datang but nk tgu dia punya helper,adoi....tak berganjak la....So, dalam ujan2 lebat tu, bapak aku pasang sendiri la fuse tu...but...ni yg lawak ni...kami suma kena turun dari van,tolak van tu sambil bapak aku start enjin, then kami kena lari2 naik van tu one by one! Adoii....Tu la LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE nya!!!!

Well,the story not ends here....the journey still headed to go. Still on our journey headed North, kat JURU plak....Wiper van tak nak function pulak! Dah la time tu ujan lebat! So, kena stop by lagi kat tepi jalan....And again....abang and bapak aku amik fuse(sib baik ada spare dalam van), replace the burn fuse and the lucky wiper function! At last.... we continue our journey til home.....4.00 a.m....

And for the next day...aku tak p keja....hahahahaah...KANTOI!!!!!